How to be spiritually excited

Lord, I have returned from my wretched grave to give you some of the very best advice! Well, it's more of a guide .. not even a guide, really, I just thought of it when I was high.


HOW TO BE SPIRITUALLY EXCITED: 

[glitter explosion & crowd goes wild]


Step one: Buy edibles from a sketchy guy on Instagram

Step two: Consume aforementioned edibles [nom nom]

Step three: Embrace the rather unfortunate fact that Drake has made a handful of somewhat bearable songs and therefore, you should enjoy them!

Step four: Make roasted broccoli [thx for the recipe]

Step five: Talk about George Harrison, because you just can't help yourself!


Current media recs..

Song- [2011] 'Palace' by A$AP Rocky [really great]

Book- [1961] 'The Tempter' by Anthony Bloomfield [witty and sinisterly sombre, definitely one of my new favourites]

Film- [1999] 'Cruel Intentions' dir. Roger Kumble [need that necklace so bad]

- frances

 

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