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Meth cleanse, edwardian boys and 2023 evil incoming

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I've always wanted to live in a hotel. I almost named a whole band after that fact. And if anyone needs a bad harmonica player for their shit band .. let me effing know!!!! We could be a HOTEL band and I could be the next Bob Dylan. I got a fat pile of CDs for Christmas .. The Smiths, The Cardigans and doubles of Lana Del Rey.  Lucky me. They were boring, I'm smarter now .. time for a meth cleanse?  If I was a man, I would dress like an Edwardian. Handle bar moustache and all.  - Sometime in the future, I would like to have a beatnik solo bender in a fancy hotel - for a rainy week or so. I'm thinking somewhere in New York or France, but it would have to be very old-timey. I would only bring one small suitcase: a film camera, laced peppermint tea bags, writing supplies and a wonderful frock. Ha. "No MORE H!!!" I would scream at the wall, my tea cup following closely after. Girls are stupid. Okay I'm going now.  Read a book. Stay calculating.  Be great. - france...

I am motivated

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Bad morning space witches! I am finally writing on this dumb blog again. I want to run around somewhere warm and fun .. but I am feeling so cold and tired and deflated right now.  So, I think I will just stare at my cluttered walls and frown like a loser.  What have I lost? My drive? I just don't know. Yesterday, I finally watched  Renaldo and Clara  [1978] and it was four tiresome hours long. Don't get me wrong, I really loved the music, but I think it should have been cut down. Very indie, very ugly. Current media recs: Song- [1985] ' Rock Me Amadeus ' by Falco [I bought the single in a charity shop because I thought the cover was lovely .. but I also quite like the song] Book- [1913] ' Pygmalion ' by Bernard Shaw [A great play about idealism and social class] Film- [2007] ' Control ' dir. Anton Corbijn [Ian Curtis biopic - Peter Hook said it was 'too accurate'] - frances

Unsolicited but essential fashion counsel (my winter guide)

My radiator is broken and my ear is quite infected. I am thinking about galaxy print leggings and these are my words for the winter months: REFURBISHED MACBOOK:  Rainy day solo blogger in Starbucks LITTLE DRINK FLASK IN MY POCKET: How to impress me at a party 101 OLD POINTED BOOTS OR SPINDLY HEELS:  click clack, click clack!!! VINTAGE ETSY SPREE:  This is where you can buy the best hand-made leather satchels, 1960s mod dresses and old lady fox fur coats [compulsive shoppers are fallen angels] FREE BRAIN POWER: Chess, Solitaire and cheesy AF wordsearches MOST LIKELY HAUNTED PORCELAIN DOLLS:  They are so so cute and if you're lucky, you might even get possessed MESSY INSTAGRAM LIVE:  ... TOMATO SOUP: For the soul BAD FILMS WITH CUTE GIRLS: I watched Wild Child [2008] the other day, while I was writing some things and it was sort of entertaining. Maybe teenage clichés are sometimes okay? Current media recs.. Song- [1985] ' Feel Emotion ' by Twiggy [nice for sum...